I posted this on my Facebook this morning:-
“After a night full of daft little dreams, I woke up to hear the radio-person telling me that it was Saturday.
“Ah,” I thought in my still-half-asleep state, “no work till Monday.”
Then I became puzzled, ‘cos I couldn’t remember what my job WAS. I went through a lot of images of places where I’d worked – and still I could not think of where I would be working on Monday!
Then, as I came out of my sleepiness, I realised – I RETIRED COMPLETELY IN 2006!!!
D’you think it was senility rather than sleepiness . . . ?”